Phew, it's been a while guys, sorry bout that. I am in the middle of packing my household for a big move, so, as you can imagine, I don't have very much along the lines of free time. Once I'm all set I'll work on getting back on schedule. ANyways, in the meantime let me rant for a bit on the subject of chemicals.

Now, we don't need to get into specifics here - even though most chemicals are produced to do different things - because they will all burn terribly when they come in contact with your eyes. I think this is a bad combination. I conclude it is a bad combination by the fact that I have been sprayed by multiple chemicals mutliple times in multiple eyes, and the result was never healthy, I'm assuming, from the indecent amounts of pain I suffered.

For instance, Windex, which is produced to clean glass hurts terribly. They should make a Windex-like spray to clean your eyes. And they should put that in every other chemical (like bleach for instance) so that it doesn't hurt your eyes.

Another bad happenstance that happened to happen to me, or, more specifically, happened to happen to my eyes, was one involving a pair of rubber bands, and can of WD-40, and a hyper-active homade particle accelerator. I won't get into details, but, the result can be indeed acknowledged as quite painful, and there were many hopes along the lines of 'don't go blind, please!'

Anyways, that's my solution. Make Eyedex. The eye cleaner that you can squirt yourself with.

"Eyedex. Because Windex hurts."