And everyone complains 'Oh, it's fake cause it's blurry.' Well, go find a regular picture of Bigfoot. And they won't be able too, because the problem isn't the photographers fault. My theory is that Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me.
Cause now, there's a large, out of focus monster roaming the country side. "Aw crap he's fuzzy! Run, get outa here!"
Same with the UFO's. Most of the time, they're clouds, or planes, or comets, or things like that. But maybe the aliens are actually blurry. You never know. On their world, everything is out of focus and blurry, which leads to comon identification errors: "Hey Bob!" "I'm Jim!" "Sorry, you look just like Bob!"
So don't underestimate those lunatics who see Bigfoot. Becuase maybe he is blurry. And you skeptics don't know that. And when blurry aliens show up and start befriending me, because they read this, and you don't, I will laugh at you. In fact, I'll save myself the trouble and do it now. Ha!
