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Now, in order to produce more shoes, more shoe shops are required. However, with every shoe shop that is built, the quality of the shoes degrade a little bit. So, more and more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes gets worse and worse, forcing more people to buy more pairs of shoes. This entire situation finally climaxes in what is dubbed the Shoe Event Horizon, after which it is no longer economically possible to build anything but shoe shops. The result is crime, famine, disease, utter destruction of millions of people. Don't let this happen to your city. This is the sort of thing that extremely bored minds come up with. This rant was written with the help of approximately eighty chorus's of "Bananaphone!"
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| Chris June 10, 2004 08:26 PM PDT like your fancy-shmancy new layout, i do. | ||
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