For those of you who don't know me, I have long hair. I am a guy. I have long hair. Long, dark hair. Now, for some reason, this makes people think I do drugs. I don't know why, because I don't do drugs, never hae, and most probably never will. But the fact that my hair is longer than average tends to lead people to the conclusion that I am a druggie. This is a wrong conclusion.

This further indiciates the stupitidy of young people, especially the ones who already do drugs - you guys are pure morons. I guess I can't really do anything to get you to stop killing yourself, but why the hell would you offer me little tubes of disgusting-smelling lung cancer? No, drugs are bad - I figured that out before anyone told me they were. Do not offer drugs to people with long hair. Long hair only works on really really tall guys, and therefore they can probably beat you up.

Oh, and people with long hair (guys) do not listen to rap either. We all think it sucks. If you have long hair, and you like rap, and you're a guy, cut you're hair, or don't be a guy anymore. You can keep the hair, but you'll need a genital transition. Rap is crap. I believe I've already properly ranted about it a bunch of rants back.

Bottom line - not all guys with long hair do drugs. Blonde, long-haired guys probably do. But not dark-haired guys. Doesn't work with us. Don't offer us drugs. We're bigger than you, and we can beat you up.