Jun 14, 2004
Blurry Bigfoot

Every time someone takes a picture of like, Bigfoot, or the Lock Ness monster, or like, flying saucers, every picture that comes out is always blurry. How weird is that? Ever notice that little detail? There is no picture of Bigfoot in which he is not blurry.

And everyone complains 'Oh, it's fake cause it's blurry.' Well, go find a regular picture of Bigfoot. And they won't be able too, because the problem isn't the photographers fault. My theory is that Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me.

Cause now, there's a large, out of focus monster roaming the country side. "Aw crap he's fuzzy! Run, get outa here!"

Same with the UFO's. Most of the time, they're clouds, or planes, or comets, or things like that. But maybe the aliens are actually blurry. You never know. On their world, everything is out of focus and blurry, which leads to comon identification errors: "Hey Bob!" "I'm Jim!" "Sorry, you look just like Bob!"

So don't underestimate those lunatics who see Bigfoot. Becuase maybe he is blurry. And you skeptics don't know that. And when blurry aliens show up and start befriending me, because they read this, and you don't, I will laugh at you. In fact, I'll save myself the trouble and do it now. Ha!

Posted at 06:48 pm by Shrike

Greg
June 30, 2004   01:44 PM PDT
 
Some people came out a few years ago and said they started the whole big foot prank. They got this big plastic foot and made foot prints, and then had people dressed in furry costumes and took blurry pictures, so I'm pretty sure it's just a hoax. Can't help you with the aliens though.
Chris
June 15, 2004   05:35 PM PDT
 
maybe bigfoot is actually clear and the rest of the world is blury
Michael
June 15, 2004   05:29 PM PDT
 
It's German Scatman John!! He rocks! Except I think that this is a remix of the original "Scatman." I personally like that one better, but this ones good too. Or maybe the other one was the remix, because this one has more lyrics than I remember the other one having. :-)
 

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