Jun 5, 2004
Really Bad Hair Day

Okay, so, let it be known: I have long hair. This is sort of okay, it's cool enough. I have it up in a pony tail. Fine. However, I was recently surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls who forced me down and gave me a pair of French Braids, some random pineapple-style dew, and probably a few more things that I wasn't aware of.

Okay, so, fine, I get embarrased a little (a lot actually), and they have some fun with my hair. Sounds harmless right? Wrong. They had to take pictures. And a certain girl is almost surely going to put them on the internet.

So, as of really soon, my social life is officially over.

This is not so cool.

So, guys, for those of you who have really long hair - cut it now, or if you don't want to do that, never let any girls near your hair. You will surely not leave such an experiance with a better repuation. You will, in fact, lose several self-respect points.

Heed my warnings.

I am most definately going to cut my hair now - solely from that experiance.

That was not cool at all.

Posted at 08:57 pm by Shrike

mishel
August 25, 2005   10:06 AM PDT
 
good page http://www.g888.com
Cindy
June 7, 2004   02:40 PM PDT
 
wow thats creepy michael
Michael
June 7, 2004   02:32 PM PDT
 
Dude, you look HOT in pigtails ;-)
Cindy
June 6, 2004   05:19 PM PDT
 
you know what's funny? I'm the one who took pics of both Michael's AND your little experience. I feel so involved :]
both were amazingly amusing.
Michael
June 6, 2004   04:48 PM PDT
 
No DAMMIT!!! French braids aren't that bad. In fact, I've had them done multiple times. But then, I've also put on black lipstick and eye shadow so I looked like Ozzy, cross-dressed, and.. well, you get the idea. But long hair rocks! And playing with it is the best part! It's like an endless source of amusement, except better, because...well...because its hair!
 

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