Okay, so, they say that breaking up is hard to do. What they don't say however, is how intensely easy just breaking stuff in general is. For instance, breaking limbs is very easy. Breaking things like computers and electronic is surprisingly easy as well. And, as we know, the mentality of your instructors is very fragile too.

However, there are just a few things that people should really try to be careful not to break. One such item is the toilet. Obviously, for you toilet breakers, you have never had the experiance of using a broken toilet. It is not pleasant, and I don't really want to go into details here, but I doubt it's very hard to guess what I'm getting at.

Other things that fall under the same category are of course, bottles of Axe. Let's face it, the stuff smells horrible, even in just small quantities. When an entire bottle breaks however, and the stuff is let loose into a room, the smell doesn't just not go away - oh no, it stays there for weeks, and gets worse. Imagine the Axe smell, only on drugs. Yeah, that's what it smells like.

One of the most important items that should be made nigh-unbreakable is, of course, great big bottles of Super Paint. This is low quality industrial paint that they use to glue other painted items together. They don't actually, they use it to glue two painted things together for eternity. One of the downsides of the Super Paint bottles is their faily fragile state, and it is because of this that I still have Super Paint stuck to my shoes, my clothes, my hands and upper arms, and portions of my hair. This is after three days with approximately four showers per hour.

So please, everyone, be careful when handling certain items, because breakable objects can cause people pain, or in my case, incredibly permenant staining of the skin and probably poisoning of the mind. Why do you think I keep writing these things?