Okay. Seriously now. Muffin's are getting
way too big for anyone. They're gigantic! It could be served as an entrie course at the Texas Roadhouse. And don't even talk to me about the size of the blueberries in them. I think there's some mathimatical theorum that states: "The size of the blueberries and/or chocolate chips embedded in muffins must be directly proportional to the muffins themselves."
They are way too big for they're own good. Those blueberries are the size of....really really
really big blueberries. And the chocolate chips seem as though they implant Hershey Kisses directly into the dough.
To offest this capacious propblem, they came up with the idea of Mini-Muffins, as opposed to the Mega-Muffins, which are now served as regularly as diner rolls.
Mini Muffins are tiny insignificant pieces of Muffin (we're talkin pea-sized here) that aren't nearly enough to provide you with adequate nutrution fufillment, but they are just enough to get you wanting more. So then you go take another mini-muffin, not knowing that you have just become hooked on these miniature muffin-like cupcakes, forcing you to keep eating all six of the muffins in the container, and then you're just hungry enough to eat one more muffin, but there aren't any left, so you're screwed, because a snack like Cheez-Its will taste weird after muffins. If you get the twelve-pack of muffins it's just the opposite. You eat maybe nine or ten of them, so you'll only have two left over for the next consumption, but then you're sick to your stomach because your stomach isn't used to muffins that are so unsubstantial.
So you're screwed.
Why don't they just make normal muffins?
Like they used to have, way back when muffins were sized like normal muffins. I'm going to get a congressperson to pass a bil declaring that muffins must be of reasonable muffin-sized sizes.
I'm sick of those prune-sized blueberries anyways.
Posted at 02:22 pm by Shrike
