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May 24, 2004
Okay, time to admit it - everyone has indulged in the classically imature "-in bed" game. The one where you take a slogan or motto from somewhere - usually hardwear stores or pet food brands - and add the words 'in bed' after it, to create some sort of comical sexual inuendo.
And boy, there are some great ones. For instance, a few of my friends an I, wondering about a Stop&Shop one night, decided to partake in this activity, and I, personally, will never look at Ice Cream the same way. "Rich and Creamy" was one phrase we used, "A Delightful New Taste" was another, and lets not forget, "You'll Never Try Anything Else!"
Mind you, this was at around 11 at night - so we were drunk with tiredness to begin with.
So, point-gotten (at least I hope so), I'm going to open up to all four of you who read this little thing - send me the worst, or best, whichever way you want to look at it, slogan that can be followed up with '-in bed' and make everyone in the room giggle like mad, cccomparable to the times when your teacher would say 'penis' in your fourth grade health class.
Let's roll em in! I sincerely doubt that this page is popular enough to get more than say, three different ones (and those three will from people who I specifically ask to contribute), but what the hell, it's funny, right?
Yes, it is, godamn you, I'm funny. Go make up some sex-phrase.
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