May 16, 2004
Sexy Bunnies.

Okay, so I'm moving soon, not far, just to another location in the town. Sorry for the lackness of updates, but I've been pretty busy. Busy making sure all my Generals files are saved. I'm also looking into the aspect of transferring this page to a real website, because it's kinda sad to be doing this on a blog.

Anyways, so the open house for my house was today. Now, it only lasted two hours, but when I got back, my room was a total mess. My bed looked like it had been attacked by the muffin monster, (there were litterally muffin crumbs on it - a lot of muffin crumbs), there were two pairs of sweatpants that I haven't worn in three years on the floor, one of the keys in my keyboard was misplaced, numerous CD's had been broken in half and strewn around the floor, and my computer was displaying the oddest screensaver I had ever seen - and I had never seen it before. It was a picture of two bunnies. One of the bunnies had been edited in what looked like Microsoft Paint so that it was green, (there was a big green blob on it's body) had evil eyebrows and a devil's tail, and the other bunny was wearing a very poor rendtion of a lace bra and panties. (I really don't know how this indiviual got this to work on a bunny, but I suspect it was proportionally acurate if I ever tried to dress up a bunny in lingere.) Now, both bunnies were suspended on a scale, and one bunny was slightly heavier than the other one, and there was a picture of one of the actors from 'Platoon' aiming his AK-47 at the bunny dressed in drag's head. Then, scrawled across the bottom of the picture, was "PROPAGANDA!" emblazened in big white letters. I didn't save the picture, unfortunately, so I can't show you guys.

Which brings me to my next point. Whoever drew that was either a very disturbed 9 year old, or some stoned hippie who thought it would be funny to litter my computer with his 'PROPAGANDA!'

Please, don't do drugs.

I cannot stress this enough.

If you like to draw bunnies in lingere then please, go do it on your own time, or go screem "BOMB" really loudly at the nearest metropolitan commercial airport.

Please.

Posted at 01:33 pm by Shrike

Chris
May 17, 2004   05:40 PM PDT
 
if you can find out who was at your house, you can charge them with trespassing.
 

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