I know it's a lot to ask these days, but I need to ask a favor of the people who work for the spyware companies. Could you please find a way to annoy me more? You're clearly not annoying me enough. I mean, all you did was irriversibly set my homepage to some "search for Porn" site, filled my favorites folder with "Animal Sex" and "Incest (Moms and daughters!)," made my Google page not work temporarily, installed about seven hundred programs that advertise for porn when I start up Quicktime, and send me a message every time I turn on my computer that asks me if I want to go to www.bustybabes.com and...holy crap, that's a real link...I was just using that as an example. Wow. NO ONE CLICK THAT LINK. I guess I gotta put a whole lot of legal stuff up here now. I am in no way responisble if you're kid goes and clicks that link because he thinks that my webpage is safe. No one's webpage is safe. If you're child is looking at my webpage, which is unlikely because no one comes here anymore, then you should get mad at him for putting some sort of spyware on you're computer, because it obviously has it already, even though I have no way of knowing it, and the only safe sites anyone can ever visit are Microsoft's site and www.mario.com. And now I have to say stuff so stupid people don't go suing me. Clicking that link is a bad idea. If you couldn't understand that warning, let me put it on it's own line and use a bigger typeface.
That link up there, the first one, not the second one, is bad, and if you click it, you are stupid. Unless that's what you're looking for. That link contains bad pictures.

There we go, hopefully that fixed it. Although, because of spyware, my text is permantly screwed up and I'll never be able to return to the text I first used.

Hopefull that got my point across.

Spyware people suck.

I had to type this rant twice, because the first time my computer overloaded with pop-ups, and I had to restart.